Jillian Lybarger used to follow @MiddleEasy on Twitter, but at some point she decided we aren’t worth her time. Bummer, we really love being followed by extraordinarily talented MMA fighters. Note to all fighters, if @MiddleEasy doesn’t follow you back, it’s solely because we use the timeline to inform us of breaking news in the MMA industry. Damn, now I feel like an extraordinary geek just explaining that. What is this ‘Twitter’ and why is my life so consumed with it? It’s as if we’re voluntarily placing ourselves in shackles, shackles that can be described in 140 characters or less.
I’ve never dated a DJ, but I have dated chicks that like to change my radio in my car without my discretion. Yeah, used to date. Never change the radio in my car. Everything has a purpose in this universe, and the purpose of a passenger in my car is not to change my radio. I’ll break up with you even if I’m no dating you. In fact, if you change the radio in my car, I’ll start dating you just to break up with you. Dating a DJ is realizing you will never have control over your musical selection ever again. That seems like somewhat of a daunting task, but for Jill Lybarger, she embraces dating the DJ of Invicta FC, and everything that comes with it.