Genuinely surprised the MMA world has not been blessed with more UFC champions getting naked with their titles. Thanks to Jessica Andrade that MMA taboo may be gone for good.
It was less than a month ago, when at UFC 237, Jessica Andrade tried to slam Rose Namajunas straight to hell. Seriously, if Jessica hit that Death Valley Driver into a never ending open pit of despair, Rose and her might have made it to Satan’s doorstep.
Now Andrade is your new UFC 115 pound champion and she is living her best life with it. MiddleEasy has already established that if given the body of a highly trained MMA fighter, the Big Red Monster would walk around naked all the damn time. Screw clothes, appreciate this naked goodness.
Jessica Andrade takes this one step further and is out here getting naked with only her UFC title used as a cover-up. Respect.
Thanks to our friends over at *checks notes* Google Translate, Andrade IG posts reads
“A pretty basic little second!”
And MiddleEasy has absolutely no idea what that means. None of it. MiddleEasy has never felt more uncultured. The Big Red Monster really needs a Rosetta Stone sponsorship ASAP. These common Portuguese phrases are just flying right over our head.
Like our grand papa used to say “A pretty basic little second!”. Or next any MMA fan is high af, they should just belt out “A pretty basic little second!” until it organically becomes a crowd chant at the club.
Who will be the next UFC champion to pose naked with their title? Daniel Cormier ears just perked up and he doesn’t even know why.
Also if this trend continues, MiddleEasy would like to retroactively crown Gina Carano, Rachael Ostovich, Luke Rockhold (again), and Yoshihiro Akiyama UFC champions.