There’s an alternate dimension in which Jeff Monson is a card-carrying republican. He probably drives a Cadillac, goes to Church on Sunday, and is the greatest striker known to man. But it’s not, it’s this dimension (I think) and in this dimension, he’s one of the best grapplers. Let’s not make it an argument, because he just is. His Wikipedia page is longer than some US Presidents.
This weekend, The Snowman was submitted for the first time (in MMA) in fourteen years by Alexey ‘The Boa Constrictor’ Oleinik at M-1 Challenge 31. Damn. I hate when streaks end (in MMA).