Jeff Monson signs with Strikeforce, anarchists reunite

If you wake up one day and notice your soul has been robbed…it’s probably in Jeff Monson’s back pocket (and you can’t do anything about it). Monson looks like he was assembled from the absolute worst parts of little kid’s nightmares and then wrapped in a blanket of tattoos. So when I tell you he’s a self-proclaimed ‘anarchist’, it shouldn’t even surprise you. If I told you he was an avid sock knitter…that’s surprising. In fact, if Jeff Monson knitted socks they would come with little packs of thermite knitted inside so that when you kicked someone’s ass, everything around that person’s ass would explode in a mushroom cloud of ‘that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen’. Some of you may remember Monson from his felony conviction when the dude tagged the Washington State Capital building with an anarchy symbol. just slammed my head with a tip that Jeff Monson has been signed by Strikeforce. Actually the report comes from a site that has Hoelzer Reich banners plastered over their page like my functional alcoholic neighbor plasters her wall with smashed bottles of Jack Daniels on a Thursday night. It’s all good though, Jeff Monson is another contender for the Strikeforce HW belt. It seemed like just yesterday Jeff Monson was telling us that his name was in the runnings to fight Fedor.

Sidenote: Next to understanding quantum physics, Jeff Monson is the hardest person to get a hold of. I’ve been trying to interview this guy to hear his theories on 9/11, Planet X and aliens but apparently it’s difficult to get a hold of someone who is a self-proclaimed anarchist. [Source]

Published on December 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm
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