Jake Shields lets it be known that he will submit GSP

I will let it be known that I am currently eating a tomato like an apple. I’ve been eating nothing but raw vegetables for three days and soon I will be drinking nothing but a lemon juice, maple syrup and water concoction for just as long all in the name of a clean colon. That makes me wonder about the second battle in the UFC 129 main event, who has the cleaner colon: Jake or GSP? I don’t  know if anyone will ever know the answer to that, but we will always know how clean Tom Lawlor’s colon is.

This cleanse has made me judge everyone’s colon and the cleanliness therein, horrible. My mind should probably be on the biggest UFC show in history that is going down in less than 2 weeks, but no. All colons, all the time.
MMACanada.net caught up with Mr. Shields and decided to talk with him on camera about a myriad of subjects, including his Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and that fight he has coming up that no one knows about.

Colon jokes were only funny when Colin Powell was in the white house.

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Published on April 18, 2011 at 3:53 pm
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