The last time we talked about Jake Ellenberger on Middleeasy, we published an article with Dana White proclaiming that he ‘blew it‘ by not letting Diego Sanchez vs. Jake Ellenberger go five rounds. Before that, we posted a video of Jake Ellenberger and Jason Manly pulling a prank on Mark Munoz that involved a cream-filled pie directly to his face. In a sense, Jake Ellenberger has been involved in two pranks in his appearances on MiddleEasy, and we weren’t even behind it. Also, notice how ‘in a sense’ and ‘innocence’ sounds the same when pronounced. The English language is ridiculous.
Jake Ellenberger doesn’t care about the subtle linguistic parameters that surrounds us everyday. Leave that to myself, and my crew of nerds that wear special pants just to rock pocket dictionaries. They’re all at my disposal whenever I need to extract an antediluvian word from the English language. See, they just helped out right there and you didn’t even know. Invisible language ninjas — yet in a fight, it’s safe to assume that Jake Ellenberger will destroy them all with a single stiff jab. Check out our interview with the welterweight regarding his upcoming fight against Martin Kampman at The Ultimate Fighter Live Finale which airs tonight on FX.