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It’s official, Griffin vs. Lil Nog going down at UFC 113

It’s official, Griffin vs. Lil Nog going down at UFC 113

Earlier this week Tatame Magazine broke the news that Forrest Griffin vs. Lil Nog was slated for UFC 113 and just minutes ago, MMA Weekly has confirmed the news with independent sources. There, you have all the news right at the beginning of the article in one sentence that only requires an elementary/primary school reading comprehension. No big words or elaborate stories to confuse you, just one simple statement. In all honesty, you could stop reading right now and be satisfied with the news that Forrest Griffin will fight Antonio Rogerio Nogueira at UFC 113 but you insist on reading this. The story ends there folks, there really isn’t anything else to read. There isn’t some hidden meaning within this story or a ninja hiding in between these two words. Everything you ever wanted to know about Forrest Griffin fighting Lil Nog can be found in the first sentence. The fact that you’re still reading this just forces me to continue to give you something to read. I’ll probably miss my bus, burn my toast and the ice will melt in my glass of orange juice making it taste like cough syrup, yet you still want to see what I have to say. Alright, you’ve made it this far, let me reward you with something witty. Hopefully this will be witty enough for you to stop reading this so I can get on with my life. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. That’s the end of the joke. If you’re still thinking about it, then I’ve done my job. Great, now I missed my bus. Thanks Joey Jo Jo. [Source]

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