It’s cool everyone. Everybody slowly remove the gun from your head. Untie the rope around your neck. Put that bottle of vicodin down (or better yet, just give it to me). Dana White made it abundantly clear how he felt about the method in which Roy Nelson defeated Kimbo. Dude’s belly is ginormous. Roy Nelson’s stomach has an indigenous tribe living entirely inside of his belly button. That’s his trademark…just one big friggin belly with three moons orbiting it. Kimbo didn’t win in the octagon tonight but the dude just ripped open your chest, set up a tent and made a camp fire right inside your heart. You just got to love a dude that admits ‘the inner me was my enemy’. Freud would be proud…but he’s dead.
Everybody take a deep breath. Kimbo is training at American Top Team as you read this and he’s getting ready for his UFC debut in December. That’s right, you will see more Kimbo inside the octagon. Check out these two quotes from the man himself via FiveOuncesofPain.com:
“Well, you know, after I get back home I’m going to continue my training at American Top Team in Coconut Creek. You know, so I continue training, be ready for my flight in December.”
“I’m in camp now. I’m just planning for my fight in December. So I’m just used to training for three months, you know what I’m saying, for a fight. That’s just what I’m used to.”
On a side note, Marcus Jones is admitting that he played Dungeons and Dragons, avidly collects comic books and loves growing flowers from seedlings is probably the most gangsterish thing that you’re going to hear tonight. [Source]