Let this be the only article you read today, on any MMA website. The rest of them pale in comparison to Jason High’s Strikeforce debut this Friday at Strikeforce Challengers 16. In short, if an article isn’t directly or indirectly talking about Jason High fighting tomorrow against Quinn Mulhern — just don’t read it. There’s no need for it. In the words of the great Pat Barry, ‘Hype or Die.’ Those are the only two options you have for Jason High’s Strikeforce debut. Any other choice will result in immediate death. Those are the conditions Pat Barry placed on your life, and I’m just abiding by them.
Tomorrow I will be using the Twitter Tag ‘#LetsGetHigh’ throughout the evening, and hopefully it will become a trending topic by the end of the night. Sure this card is overflowing with fights like Julia Budd vs. Germaine de Randamie, Caros Fodor vs. James Terry, Lorenz Larkin vs. Gian Villante, Derek Brunson vs. Jeremy Hamilton and even Ryan Couture. However, the fight that you should instantly flip over furniture and kick empty beer cans for is Jason High vs. Quinn Mulhern.
If you want to live, get a group of people together and watch this fight. It’s the only discourse available with the circumstance handed down to you by Pat Barry. I’m hyping because I want to live. Choose death or Jason High — the choice is up to you.