It’s official, Rampage Jackson is the world’s worst bodyguard

Sure, you can tell Rampage Jackson that he’s the world’s worst bodyguard. If you do, just let me be there to film the entire ordeal. He might retort with ‘Well, I’m the greatest person that will kick you in the shin and then drop an elbow directly in the back of your head.’ Of course, if he were to say that, he would be telling the truth. Rampage Jackson always tells the truth, even when he’s telling a lie. We all know that Rampage would make an exceptional bodyguard, but for the sake of comedy we will all live under the illusion that he’s terrible at it. Terrible, the way Charles Barkley says it. Yes, that terrible. Check out this video from Funny or Die of Rampage utilizing his funny bone, instead of breaking them. [Source]

Published on May 30, 2011 at 4:38 pm
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