Sure our ‘Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during UFC on Fuel TV 5 is coming a little late this week, but let’s face it — you guys were simply devoid of anything and all things clever last Saturday. You not only disappointed MiddleEasy, but you disappointed your family, the MMA industry, and your ancestors that watch over you when you go to sleep (and use the bathroom). The fire was not brought. Not at all. More like a few of you carried a couple lighters and flicked them on and off at will.
Perhaps it was the fact that UFC on Fuel TV 5 happened in the middle of day, a time when most of you were still recovering from whatever ridiculous activities you engaged in on Friday night. According to MMAJunkie, the replay of UFC on Fuel TV 5 received more viewers than the actual live event. MMA fans are a nocturnal bunch. They only operate at night and in small packs, usually surrounded by foods that require dipping sauce.
However, to not let down the trillions across the world that salivate over our ‘Sh*t people tweeted MiddleEasy’ feature like LayzieTheSavage’s dad salivating over 16-year-olds back in the 1980s, behold Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during UFC on Fuel TV 5.
