After shooting a Muay Thai show in Flushing, NY this weekend, I noticed a man with half his head shaved leaving the venue. He literally buzzed half of his head down the middle. At first, I thought maybe he could only afford half a haircut, which would be incredibly unfortunate, but then I figured that’s probably the joke the rest of the world makes when they see it. I decided he’s a time traveler who arrived in 2012 from the distant future, and we’re all the weird ones with uniform style haircuts. His Jordan XXXI’s were a dead giveaway. When he left the venue, he was actually returning to his time machine, and he now knows what Muay Thai looked like before it became the biggest sport in the world, back before promoters stabbed each other in the face with a metaphorical ice pick. The Zuffa’s creative department has a similar time machine, and they’ve traveled back in time to create this UFC 146 promo for your amusement. Technicolor never looked so rawesome.