From now on, every fight that features wild swinging, lack of defense and copious amounts of blood will be called [nationality of first fighter] Zombie vs. [nationality of second fighter] Zombie. If Leben vs. Sexyama turns into a slug fest, don’t be surprised if Akiyama is referred to as the ‘Japanese Zombie’ (although, he would actually be a ‘Korean Zombie’ based on some weird geographical technicality). Now it appears that the ZUFFA card entitled ‘Aldo vs. Faber’ is now being repackaged and broadcast in the UK under the UFC name and they’ve even created a ‘UFC featherweight division’ to make our cerebellums explode out of sheer confusion. Props to Matt for the find.
