There is a man and woman who have been parked in a mid 90’s Honda escort outside my apartment for over an hour now. They are facing forward and saying nothing. I even took my dog for a “walk” so I could have a closer look to see what they were up to (drugs?) but I couldn’t tell. I locked eyes with the male perp but he quickly looked away with what I presume to be some sort of guilt (drug guilt). The woman kept staring forward icily (as if on drugs). This wouldn’t be so curious if it weren’t a regular act, but this happens at least three times a week. What are they doing out there? Perhaps they are plotting some sort of hostile takeover of the apartment complex and that old red Honda they are sitting in is their battle station. Or maybe they are shooting hardcore smack (my personal bet), or maybe I’m completely wrong, kind of like the report that Andrei Arvloski was fighting Tim Sylvia for the fourth time at Pro Elite II.
MMAJunkie stepped in and cleared up the Pro Elite headliner confusion today, announcing that Big Timmy would instead be taking on Pedro Rizzo and Andrei Arlovski will be fighting Travis Fulton. I cannot stress enough that Pedro Rizzo is not fighting Travis Fulton, in fact, that wasn’t even an option until I brought it up a few words ago. I will go so far as to make a listing of the matchups below for easy viewing.
• Pedro Rizzo vs Tim Sylvia
• Travis Fulton vs Andrei Arvloski
There. I hope that clears things up. I’m going to go back to staring at these drug addicted apartment invaders.