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In the war of words, Tito Ortiz just submitted Rashad Evans

In the war of words, Tito Ortiz just submitted Rashad Evans

After Tito’s fight against Lyoto Machida in 2008, dude’s spinal cord exploded in his body. Tito Ortiz’s spinal cord Sub-Zeroed on him which meant that he was forced to spend over a year at home with a pornstar. That’s the trade off God gives you after you screwed up your back. Your spinal cord in exchange for a hot pornstar. Normally, this would be a career ending injury for any human-being but we had technology…we rebuilt him. With titanium zip-ties and something that looked like half of a glowstick in his back, in his comeback fight, Tito Ortiz lost a split-decision to Forrest Griffin after which he admitted that he cracked his skull just a few days before the bout. After the fight, Tito Ortiz did an interview with a Brazilian new source and proclaimed that he was the Muhammad Ali of MMA. His next fight against Matt Hamill didn’t go so well, however his triumph over Ryan Bader at UFC 132 completely revitalized the former UFC champ. Ghostface Killah would probably say that Tito ‘got his whole essence back.’ Now in this brief promo for UFC 133, Tito Ortiz illustrates that in the battle of wits, he wins over everyone — 100% of the time. [Source]

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