In Russia, 33 lbs differences you. Yeah, I guess that doesn’t work in this scenario. Russia, the country that loves to flip subject-verb agreements in order to make some grand joke. A million years from now that will be the only thing people will remember from Russia. In Russia, a million years remembers you. See, it doesn’t even work anymore. All of that stuff lost its meaning, and now it’s just sitting there in decadence — like Liberace’s old house.
Tron MMA loves to assemble matches that will forever affix your face in the ‘WTF is this?!’ position. In order to keep their track record healthy, they released this video of two guys fighting on the beach just for the hell of it. The email I got said ‘Village vs. Pro MMA,’ which I literally thought meant an entire village was trying to fight the sport of professional mixed martial arts. Only upon viewing did I realize they were talking about a village guy from the audience that was 33 lbs lighter than a professional MMA fighter in this match. Check it out.