I like going to Burger King when I feel like I want to be part of a monarchy. They should make ‘Burger Democracy,’ wire tap the customers and then tell us the terrorists are taking our burger freedoms away. I never get involved in politics, unless it deals with burgers. That’s another way of saying ‘I never get involved in politics, ever.’
We don’t know how Cream of Broccoli Lesnar soup tastes, but now that Masato Toys created the first ever MMA Menu — it exists. Before you ask, of course Chocolate Al is on the dessert menu. Sonnen’s Spinning Back Ribs? Yep, it’s there too. Check it out below.