Before we go any further with this video which includes hefty amounts of copious drinking, it’s important to note that Sarah D’Alelio defeated Vanessa Porto at Invicita FC this past weekend via reverse triangle armbar. D’Alelio did something that would be simply impossible for you to do in a professional MMA bout — and she did it backwards. You can take my word for it, or you can watch her bout at Invicta FC right here. Although, if you click that link, you’re basically telling me that I’m a liar. Damn you. I don’t even want to talk to you for the rest of the day. Instead, I’ll just show you this video of Sarah D’Alelio drinking multiple shots in preparation for a future cooking show she’s hosting. That’s all you’re getting from me. I’m playing the silent treatment with all of you. I just turned into your girlfriend.