If your name is Tom Lawlor then you probably know a guy named Seth Petruzelli. Chances are, you’ve been mounted from behind by him during a training session or rested your head in his lap while he wore incredibly small shorts. Perhaps you attended his Halloween party where he dressed up as a male dominatrix and watched as he missionary mounted his friend in a living room. At least the world can rest knowing that Tom Lawlor and Seth Petruzelli have shared the taste of a three-way kiss at an MMA after-party around a year ago. Good stuff. Oh, look at that. The UFC has released the Best of Tom Lawlor which includes the Elite XC undertaker himself, Seth Petruzelli.
It’s also important to note we lost our exclusive partnership deal with USA Today years ago due to a video we posted of Tom Lawlor. We sacrificed business because we dig the guy so much — that’s true love.