Before my old roommate floods my phone with a potpourri of texts stating that he’s right that Jon Jones is the GOAT because an internet cartoon agrees with him, let me first apply the logic that it’s silly to proclaim a fighter that has had only three title defenses as ‘the greatest of all time.’ It’s safe to say Fedor Emelianenko is still the head of the metaphorical GOAT ranch and the cheese he produces is still unbelievably tasty. So tasty in fact that it can only be challenged by Anderson Silva, perhaps the GOAT vice president. Jon Jones is more like a promising GOAT in training. In fact, whenever he makes the official MiddleEasy Frate Trane list, then the discussion can begin. In the meantime, let this ball-headed cartoon guy tell you about what happened this past wake in the typhoon that was MMA news.
