Survey: Raise your hand if you got a high rise suite at Mandalay Bay with a 180 degree view of Las Vegas for UFC 100. My hand’s getting pretty lonely up here. Look, I know you guys arent going to believe me so when I get there I’m going to take before/after pictures showing how much of a wreckless slob I really am. I’m jealous of myself, don’t worry. Matter of fact, I want to slap myself out of ‘douchery laws’ that apply to people that have Mandalay Bay suites.
But everyone relax. If you’re in Vegas during UFC 100 you’re more than welcome to come over and kick it with us. I’ll even make you a cosmopolitan in your honor. If your name is Mcihelle Waterson, Kyra Gracie, Erin Toughill (pretty much any chick who I’ve mentioned on the site) you’re welcome to check out my special blanket fortress that I will construct entirely in my hotel bedroom. It will be comfy so there’s nothing to worry about.
Seriously, I’m putting the offer out. If anyone wants to kick it with us in a Mandalay Bay suite for UFC 100, just shoot over an email to [email protected] and we’ll get the beer ready. In the meantime, I’m about to board the plane to Vegas. See you there!