If head circumference was an accurate measurement of MMA dominance, Tito Ortiz would be the undisputed GOAT of mixed martial artist. The dude is back in the game, even though the game has changed from actual fighting to imaginary fighting.
Last night on Spike TV’s TNA Wrestling, Rampage Jackson was in the ring doing professional wrestling pre-fight stuff when the lights went out and Tito Ortiz came out. He really didn’t do anything but look menacing, which has to count for something. Tito Ortiz just stood there — teasing the entire TNA audience. We should call him Tito ‘Ortease.’ Well, you can call him that — not us. That’s cheesy. Tito Orcheese is cheesier. If you use any of those, shame on you.
Go to the 4:00 mark for the payoff.
