It is a boring Wednesday morning around the office and if you are like me you are probably looking at food porn pictures of macerated berry covered waffle recipes and daydreaming about tall shirtless dutch guys wearing tight gray baseball pants while kickboxing in my bedroom. I’m fairly certain that most of you are not like me and thinking such things and my fantasies are very unique. In that case, you are probably looking for something to waste about 37 minutes of your work day on today so why not have a little look at Fedor’s entire official M-1 Global contract that was leaked on the internet early this morning.
As much as we’d love to copy and paste the entire thing right here for you to read surrounded by our lovely bandwidth destroying background artwork, it is 45 pages long and that’s just a bit too much scrolling for our liking. Instead, you will need to click on this link to read the full contract written in both Russian and English for your multilingual convenience.
The contract was posted on the UG today by a user known only as “ShoeMoney”. With a username like that I can’t help but picture one of the chicks from the Basketball Wives show on Vh1 poking holes in condoms before she goes on a date with any one of the Miami Heat starters in order to accidentally get about 18 years of ‘shoemoney’ aka child support. You probably look and act nothing at all like that though Mr. Mysterious (or Miss) ShoeMoney so I’m sorry for that mental picture my brain created with your username. Now everyone else, go enjoy wasting a few minutes of your company’s time today and expand your corporate drone mind with some fascinating legal terminology. [source]