If you don’t subscribe to Showtime, you can STILL watch tonight’s Strikeforce Challengers card

The only thing stopping you from watching Strikeforce: Challengers tonight is your girlfriend’s constant need to interrupt your Friday night with tales of her problematic life. Here’s a tip, as she’s yenting it up about what happened in her office this week, just occasionally make eye-contact, nod your head throughout, and add phrases like ‘Damn, that’s crazy!’ when she finishes a complete thought. She will think that you are listening, and thus you will come off as a far more compassionate person than what you truly are. With that obstacle placed behind you, just tune into Showtime tonight at 11:00pm EST to watch Strikeforce Challengers: Woodley vs. Saffiedine. Oh, you don’t have Showtime? Silly reader, how else are you going to know what happens with Nancy Botwin after she made the selfish decision to leave her family on a plane? However, this weekend, television luck is on your side. Showtime is offering their free preview weekend, which essentially means you get Showtime for the next couple days for absolutely free. You will need to have access to cable in order to hop on this offer, but if you do then it’s like Christmas all over again. Besides, how else are you going to watch Daniel Cormier, Tyron Woodley, Tarec Saffiedine, Abongo Humphrey and Julia Budd battle it out for MMA supremacy (no, not the guy on Twitter).

Now check out the weigh-in video for the event. I’ll be watching the card at Layzie the Savage’s house (which is literally on the beach), and if he doesn’t make me an exquisite cosmopolitan, I’m pressing charges.

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