If cleanliness is next to godliness, then Anderson Silva’s striking can create a string of religions off the coast of Curitiba, Brazil. Of course, Vitor Belfort’s stand-up gave birth to a term affectionately known in the MMA community as being ‘Lindlanded’. If someone’s consciousness is rendered inoperable at UFC 126, then none of you out there should be surprised. Someone being knocked out in Las Vegas this Saturday should not shatter your universe in anyway, however the knockouter and the knockoutee are still in question. It’s also important to note the word ‘knockoutee’ doesn’t exist as of yet, but if it did, it would be a perfect name for an aquatic animal.