In his brief MiddleEasy Pistols and Predictions career, Forrest Griffin has gone 0-1 in his MMA fight predictions. Let’s hope you really didn’t take Forrest Griffin’s advice and bet the house (and then borrow even more money to gamble) on Dustin Poirier. If you did, then I’ll donate a Taco Bell value meal to you, then make fun of you as you eat it because you’re really just killing yourself with that filth.
Tonight, Chan Sung Jung just made a lot of people lose an enormously large amount of money at UFC on Fuel TV 3. If your parlay was shattered, blame it on The Korean Zombie. Actually, blame it on his resilient cardio and the beautifully placed d’arce choked he slapped on Dustin Poirier during the fourth round. In fact, Jung’s performance was so impressive that he made fans at Fairfax, Virgina go from mindlessly chanting ‘USA’ to screaming at the top of their lungs ‘Zombie!’ That’s undeniable power. Power that, according to Dana White, will be the next in line to fight Jose Aldo.
Congrats on Chan Sung Jung’s impressive win and newly acquired title shot. Now look at everyone in the Twitterverse flipping out at one of the greatest fights of 2012 thus far.