The coolest thing a dude from Cameroon, Africa can say is ‘I feel like a douchebag’ (Got to love Kruck’s Korner). He’s talking about how he Gilbert Yvel’ed on South African fighter Dan Nortje in Dream 9 a few days ago. To be honest, it wasnt that bad. It really wasnt. A few punches after the bell is nothing compared to getting knockout out after you kissed a dude. (Is that Heath Herring?) Defintely nothing douchey about it. Any person that rocks a Predator mask gets anti-douche points for that. If predicting what Sokoudjou would say in a post-fight interview was a sport, the odds of him saying ‘I feel like a douchebag’ would be like a trillion to one. So you could have been a trillionaire if you would have bet a dollar on it. If you put a thousand on it, then you would be…whatever comes after trillionare. Maybe its douchbaginare. You can read more about it here or stop being cheap and order HDNet.