Dr. Dre isn’t an actual medical doctor, but Cowboy Cerrone is a real cowboy. I’m not sure what happened there. Something must have collapsed in the chain of communication. Dr. Dre practicing medicine is just about as realistic as that villain from Care Bears being a threat to humanity. If a group of plush animals can defeat a villain by shooting ‘love energy’ out of their chest, I’m sure the US military can place a couple of bullets between its eyes and eradicate evil forever. A Care Bear villain is an adorable nuisance that deserves to be hugged. Come to think of it, those little guys didn’t fix anything in this world. Damn, my childhood is filled with lies — and cavities.
Cowboy Cerrone doesn’t have this problem because he’s a friggin’ cowboy. The dude wears a hat and has his name tattooed on his back just in case he forgets. He also knows how to surf in perfect unison with his dog in this MMA Interviews vid — something that you will never be able to achieve, unfortunately.
