The only thing I really dig about the new Twilight movie was the fact that Tim Sylvia wasn’t in it. Imagine junior high schoolers across America building shrines in their bedrooms for ‘Team Sylvia.’ That would probably be the ugliest shrine in human history. Not because Tim Sylvia is an ugly guy, not at all. It’s just that junior high school chicks don’t really know how to build a shrine. The world is not an arts and craft show. You don’t have to decorate every letter you write with a flower from your purple gel-ink pen with the stupid furry thing on top. There’s no need to bring cut-up magazines and manila paper into this. A Tim Sylvia shrine is a glass of Samuel Adams.
Earlier today on Twitter, Tim Sylvia and the UFC’s Cheick Kongo got in a minor altercation. If you’re expecting K-1 level beef, then you will be blatantly disappointed. Also, it’s impossible to not read Cheick Kongo’s tweet in Cheick Kongo’s French accent. Go ahead, try. Props to NickBenton93 for the tip.