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Hey you guys, Demetrious Johnson just sharkeisha’d Joseph Benavidez at UFC on FOX 9

Hey you guys, Demetrious Johnson just sharkeisha’d Joseph Benavidez at UFC on FOX 9

Realistic question, how many consecutive title defenses does Mighty Mouse need in order to be considered the GOAT of MMA? Better question, can a flyweight even be considered a GOAT when they’re just microscopic versions of real-life human beings?

What you saw inside the Octagon tonight at UFC on FOX 9 was 20% Mighty Mouse, 80% Matt Hume. Seriously though, the last time I talked to Hume was in Toronto, and he was telling me that he has Johnson on this device created by some ex-KGB Russian scientist. I’m not sure if it’s a device as much as it could be a time-traveling unit, but Hume apparently has a patent on it, so don’t expect to see any other fighter in UFC use it — let alone another human being.

It took Mighty Mouse 2:08 to finish the #1 contender in his division. That’s less time it takes you to eat a baked potato from Wendy’s. Don’t believe me, then go ahead and try — but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Now watch the .gif, compliments of ZProphet. Also, at the end it was clear that Joseph Benavidez was holding on to the cage. Lucky he didn’t get a point taken away.

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