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Hey look at that, War Machine got a first-round finish tonight in Bellator

Hey look at that, War Machine got a first-round finish tonight in Bellator

In War Machine’s first fight in two years, he gets the first-round stoppage against Blas Avena tonight in Bellator 96. Now we can only hope that his Twitter blows up with the post-fight tweets that everyone expects from him.

Although I didn’t see the fight live, apparently War Machine was sponsored by either a porn company or an actual porn movie, something that we can only hope to see in the UFC at some point in the near future.

After four years of teasing the world with his Bellator debut, we finally saw what War Machine is capable of if given enough hype and a US-based television platform to do his job in.

Props to War Machine on an extraordinary win, and we assume Michelle Lopez already has the word processor ready for her next book rooting from War Machine’s win. Props to @FightSummary for the .gif.

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