In an alternate dimension we are preparing for UFC 151: Hendo Vs. Bones. In this alternate dimension we are about to see GOAT status get proved and yesterday, the weigh-ins were, like, totally awesome. Back in this dimension, Mandalay Bay looks like something out of Fallout: New Vegas; barren and decrepid with mutants wandering around looking for entertainment.
Don’t blame Bones Jones for a bunch of wasted plans and fossil fuels, he is done carrying the cross, there was literally nothing he could’ve done to save the show, apparently. There is only an old man and his knee to blame.