Rampage is the last person that I want to accuse me of stealing his food. That conversation would be limited to me screaming ‘No!‘ followed by me handing over all of my lunch money to Jackson. He isn’t called ‘Tranquil Jackson’, or ‘Passive Aggressive Jackson’. His name is Rampage Jackson and he rocks a chain around his neck like you wear that frat boy puka shell necklace. He doesn’t wear his Hollister hat backwards and refers to everyone as ‘Bro’. No, Rampage rocks other people’s spinal cords to clubs and refers to everyone as ‘I want my belt back.’ That’s why it’s somewhat strange that Jon Jones would begin a conversation by alluding to Jackson’s claim that he’s sending spies into his camp. Rampage, however, had enough ammunition to return the verbal assault in this mid-fight event interview from yesterday’s UFC: Battle in the Bayou.
