Georges St. Pierre is dehydrated and his brain is ‘kind of messed up.’ At least GSP has a reason — what’s your excuse? You didn’t have to cut weight Frdiday afternoon. There’s no reason why your brain should be messed up — but it is. You should see a doctor. For all you know, there’s a giant brain tumor slowing inching its way deeper in your cerebellum. If that’s true, your untimely death is near. Throw me in your will before it’s too late. It’s the greatest honor you can bestow for your favorite MMA website. We’ll pawn your earthly possessions and use them to advance the development of MiddleEasy. ‘Advance the development’ is another way of saying ‘buying a Neo-Geo and every game ever made for it.’
For some odd reasons, the MMA industry has focused on a seemingly ‘throw-away’ statement Georges St. Pierre made in his post-weigh-in interview with Ariel Helwani last night. In particular, GSP mentioned that he was ‘dehydrated’ and that his brain is ‘kind of messed up.’ According to MMA fanboys, this means empty your entire bank account on Carlos Condit. Check out the Fuel TV interview below.