Here’s that Brock Lesnar kimura arm break that everyone is talking about…

If we armed every living deer with a Glock and an instructional guide on how to operate the newly acquired device, the playing field would still not be leveled against the onslaught of Brock Lesnar. Don’t let Disney fool you, deer can’t read, speak or understand English. Therefore a Glock in the hooves of a deer is as useless as a cheese omelet strapped on the back of an American bald eagle. Perhaps if we replaced all four of their limbs with a unique WWII-era heavy machine gun, then nature may stand a chance against Brock Lesnar. In the meantime, Brock will continue to slay their population — and he’ll have fun doing it.

There’s a reason why Brock is wearing a shirt that says ‘Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Repeat.’ I just can’t imagine that guy doing anything but hunting for his own food and…instigating man drama in WWE. Check out what Lesnar pulled off last night against ‘The World’s Strongest Man’ Mark Henry.

Published on January 7, 2014 at 5:51 pm
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