Here’s a little video to say Happy 4th of July and encourage you to get out and celebrate some American freedom

 

Nothing says ‘Happy Birthday America’ like a horrible quality cellphone video of some (self proclaimed) rednecks getting drunk in their backyard and fighting with fireworks. This is really a pointless garbage video but it wouldn’t be a proper Fourth of July around here without a video that has nothing at all to do with MMA at all but we will post it and find a way to make it seem like it does. Besides, who doesn’t love to watch some idiot potentially get blasted in the scrotum with a roman candle blast? So have a happy Independence Day today my fellow USAers. Break out your plastic lawn chairs, fill your coolers with Milwaukee’s Best, light up the grill and hide the nasty yellow tinted store bought potato salad your Aunt Betty always tries to play off as her own recipe in the back of the refrigerator today. Its the day we all let our inner redneck flag fly by getting drunk, singing Lynard Skynard songs we didnt even realize we knew the lyrics to and setting off the illegal fireworks we bought at one of those state line highway firework stores. Just be try to be safe and listen to the good advice I got from a smart European man this morning, “Just don’t blow one of your hands off.” Yeah because it would really suck trying to tie a shoe with one hand, but if you must blow a hand off in a fireworks fight today-make sure someone gets it on video and send it to us. We really like that sort of self sacrificing entertainment.

Published on July 4, 2012 at 2:13 pm
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