We’re just two days away from the TUF 17 finale, which will of course air for free on FX in one of those radioactive tubes near you. There’s another thing that’s radioactive. Every limb Uriah Hall throws at another human being. The Nevada State Athletic Commission needs to check Hall’s gloves for traces of plutonium leading up to this weekend. Uriah may test positive for metachlorine metabolites. Just a heads up, Keith Kizer. We’re trying to make your job easier over at MiddleEasy. Actually, we’re not that thrilled with the entire demonization of marijuana over there — yet the blind acceptance of TRT. Kizer, although we really love how you read MiddleEasy on a daily basis — you have to stop this entire marijuana metabolite charade. It’s not American. The terrorists will win if you keep this up.
Enough of my passive-aggressive stance towards the NSAC. Have a look at this compilation of before and after pictures of TUF 17 contestants that have faced Uriah Hall. Props to jarborra for the photos. Also, this article is dedicated to @justsodifferent.