The MiddleEasy Network is based out of Thai Town in Hollywood, so technically we can give away free scholarships to sleep on our sofa. The only fight training you will receive is various techniques on how to fend roaches off your pillow when you’re abruptly woken up at night. The MiddleEasy scholarship also covers how to have your cake and eat it too — something so complex that even we don’t know what it truly means.
Alternatively, you can pack your duffel bag and head over to Tiger Muay Thai in Phuket, Thailand for a chance to train with Brian Ebersole and the rest of the crew for absolutely free. Tiger Muay Thai is handing out five one-year scholarships to aspiring (and established) MMA fighters — the only catch is that you must relentlessly kick ass in a TUF-like audition. Check out the official video from the gym below so that I can get back to watching my episode of Storage Wars: Texas. It’s not actually my episode — just an episode that I need to watch because it’s on my television. My hotel television, actually. I don’t even own that. Thank you. Have a nice day.