It’s impossible for me not to read the title of this article in Georges St. Pierre’s French-Canadian accent. It’s like his larynx was infused with a scientific calculator and every word he utters is filtered through a robotic schema. If Borg existed and decided to take over Earth, Georges St. Pierre could blend in through the ranks. Georges St. Pierre is permanently android camouflage.
3-time wrestling world champion, Martine Dugrenier, has unlocked the ability to take Georges St. Pierre down at will. Georges St. Pierre also has the power to wear a pair of jeans instead of those alluring cheek-clinging shorts the UFC welterweight champion has trademarked. There’s nothing wrong with admiring another man’s body — despite what Republicans want you to believe. Look at that, I made a political joke. My friend Eric would be proud of me. You’ve never met this Eric guy — but just know that he would give me the thumbs-up approval. That’s all you need to know about Eric.
Now check out this video of Georges St. Pierre grappling and being ‘viciously slammed’ by Martine Dugrenier.
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