Heads up Carlos Condit, if you want to take down Georges St. Pierre, do what this girl does…

It’s impossible for me not to read the title of this article in Georges St. Pierre’s French-Canadian accent. It’s like his larynx was infused with a scientific calculator and every word he utters is filtered through a robotic schema. If Borg existed and decided to take over Earth, Georges St. Pierre could blend in through the ranks. Georges St. Pierre is permanently android camouflage.

3-time wrestling world champion, Martine Dugrenier, has unlocked the ability to take Georges St. Pierre down at will. Georges St. Pierre also has the power to wear a pair of jeans instead of those alluring cheek-clinging shorts the UFC welterweight champion has trademarked. There’s nothing wrong with admiring another man’s body — despite what Republicans want you to believe. Look at that, I made a political joke. My friend Eric would be proud of me. You’ve never met this Eric guy — but just know that he would give me the thumbs-up approval. That’s all you need to know about Eric.

Now check out this video of Georges St. Pierre grappling and being ‘viciously slammed’ by Martine Dugrenier.

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Published on October 30, 2012 at 3:35 am
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