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Heads up, attractive females want to teach you how to pull off moves from the kimura

Heads up, attractive females want to teach you how to pull off moves from the kimura

If you want to learn how to pull off an Avellan Squeeze from the Kimura, then you should probably be instructed by two attractive females instead of a couple of burly men in gis. That is, unless you’re into hairy men teaching you techniques. Some of you are, so I’ve included this video of David Avellan teaching you how to do a rolling sweep to the back door — since most of you guys want the most clever way to get to one’s backdoor.

However, if you’re into females heavily showing their cleavage in a no-gi situation, this video from MMA Candy may be directly up your alley. What a strange euphemism ‘up your alley,’ it implies that the human mind is made up of streets or something and that all of your interests reside in some dingy alley. Damn, what an insult. Anyway, check out how to pull off an Avellan Squeeze from Kimura as taught by these two instructors.

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