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Have the flu? This 5-second KO will cure you, maybe…

Have the flu? This 5-second KO will cure you, maybe…

A plastic wrapper is like a condom for a Twinkie. So apparently a lower back tattoo is a stamp for a tramp. In case you need to send a tramp across the country, you know where to place the postage. I don’t really know a lot about tramp stamps other than they usually come in the form of a butterfly or a fairy…or a fairy next to a butterfly. We’ve all seen them on chicks we thought we could hook up with, it’s nothing new. However with the rise in prices at the US Post Office, one tramp stamp may not be enough to cover shipping anymore. The price of shipping a tramp has risen beyond reasonable proportions, and you can’t blame Obama on this one.

There’s no segue that can transition the concept of a Twinkie tattoo and the philosophy of tramp stamps with a five-second KO — so we’re not even going to try. Just watch this clip from last weekend’s ACB 5 of this very short bout between welterweights Liam Dooley and Chris Green.

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