Performance MMA should open up a French-Canadian shop and call it Per-for-mance MMA. Every order received, they should send a reply email with ‘Good job, but we are not impressed with your purchase’. If you’re following us on Twitter, then you’ve probably already read that which makes this article somewhat douchey. If you’re not following us but read that anyway, there still may be some douche residue in there. I apologize and will instantly make it up with this announcement: Dan Hardy is slated to face Georges St. Pierre March at UFC 111 in the Newark, New Jersey.
MMAFanhouse broke the news today that the UFC is targeting the welterweight title bout to take place March 2010. Once both parties formally agree, it will most likely go down in the dirty jers, specifically the dirtiest of jers: Newark. And just a few months ago Dan Hardy he told our reporter, Elena Lopez, he felt he was about three fights away from a title shot. One fight later, dude is going up against the only French-Canadian guy we know that combines tight white shorts and riddum to be one of the best WWs to ever walk in a cage. Congrats goes to Dan Hardy for having a flawless UFC record and throwing us an interview before he gained the title as ‘the number one contender’. [Source]