We probably should have done some research before writing this article. The truth is, we’re far too hungover and apathetic to bring you anything more than a moderately entertaining paragraph on something we know nothing about. “Touchfit” could be anything. We hope it’s a smartphone app that does the exercising for you. That’d be the greatest invention possible at this point in human existence. Pretty sure athletes would feel cheated out of years of hard work and watching their diets, but I’m not sure there’s anything they could do about it. Occupy In-N-Out would be the most pointless protest of all time. In the end, if you don’t like cheeseburgers, you’re just cheating yourself out of a delicious alternative to a protein shake. Whatever Touchfit is, Georges St. Pierre is promoting it, and here is his enthusiastic and inspiration video that reminds you to do something with your life other than reading MiddleEasy: Go ride a bicycle or something.