One can only assume that Minowaman’s wardrobe consists of an endless supply of red Speedos that he wears daily, instead of the normal undergarments most humans are accustomed to. We were going to manufacture a line of red Speedos with the MiddleEasy logo on the back until we realized how ridiculously impractical of an idea that really is. You can live for the next three hundred years and still not hold enough swagger points to properly rock Minowaman’s genital-clinging apparel. Now Minowaman has set his sights on Kendall Grove for ProElite’s third show which will be held January 21st in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Last night we discovered Brian Stann was informed that he would possibly face Minowaman at UFC in Japan (UFC 144) but the fight somehow fell through. Now this morning, Ariel Helwani broke the news that our favorite red Speedo rocking middleweight signed a three-fight exclusive North American contract with ProElite. We won’t see Minowaman in the UFC anytime soon, but do you really think Minowaman’s mullet cares what we see other than Minowaman’s mullet? Exactly. [Source]
