This morning I woke up on my sofa buried in empty Taco Bell bags. My TV was still blasting from last night so I looked up and saw Kristin Kreuk from Smallville in black spandex with blood running down her mouth. From that moment on, I knew today was going to be a good day. Today is finally today. Today is the best today that today could ever be. I can’t believe I’m going to watch Carano bang against Cyborg tonight. My favorite lesbian in the world is having a Carano/Cyborg party tonight in LA…and I’m not invited. Bummer. Regardless, here’s another video to get you to grind your teeth in anticipation.
