The sense of humor emanating from Gabriel Gonzaga is parallel to Salvador Dali’s ‘Swans Reflecting Elephants.‘ You may try to comprehend it all in one sitting, but doing so will only form some incurable brain tumor deep inside your skull. Take it in doses. The last thing I need is any of my readers dying off because their cerebellum malfunctioned while taking in everything that is Gabriel Gonzaga. He’s an enigma wrapped in the skin of a 34-year-old, 250 lb Brazilian man — then dipped in some sort of liquid puzzle.
It’s impossible not to love Napão. Seriously, Harvard scientists did research on that. Your tax dollars at work just because someone out there funded a study to see if a person on this planet didn’t like Gabriel Gonzaga. They should have listened to me — or at least check out his official YouTube account — or better yet this video of his swollen hand from last weekend’s UFC bout.
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