The banner photo is actually the crowd from UFC on FX in Sweden, but for the sake of this article, all of those fans reside in the heart of New Jersey. If you don’t live in New Jersey, then there’s absolutely no reason for you to be in New Jersey. The place has a charm that only Snooki can love. Last weekend I fired up Netflix what was going on in the planet we inhabit and I simply couldn’t peel myself away from old episodes of ‘Jersey Shore.’ I’m not sure if our civilization can handle anymore of this. It’s like the human species tripped over a curb somewhere along the evolutionary chain. All that’s left for us to do is fake-bake our skin until it’s golden orange, cake our hair with enough gel to distort the space/time continuum and hit chicks in funny hats at bars.
Yeah, it was the scene that was removed from a Jersey Shore episode yet it was leaked in a previous episode as a ‘preview’ for the next show. We’re not talking about playfully hitting. Nah. This dude delivered a headache maker directly to her dome and she went down instantaneously. Not many people have seen the clip, but we actually saved the .gif three years ago and published it in an old article.
The last time I found myself in Jersey for UFC on FOX 3, the crowd chanted ‘USA’ when Roland Delorme vs. Nick Denis fought — and they’re both Canadian. In the promotion’s second appearance in New Jersey this year at UFC on FX: Maynard vs. Guida, Jersey MMA fans unleashed a verbal blitzkrieg on Clay Guida for his ‘dance moves’ inside the octagon and some technologically savvy MMA fan took video of it.