Three years ago, Joe Rogan had a tree growing out of his toilet. It’s amazing that a tree could emerge from a large pipe devoid of light, but it’s even more amazing that someone was reincarnated as a tree in a toilet. Hopefully, it was some evil guy like Joseph Stalin and that was his punishment for his general douchebagary throughout history. An entire life spent feeding on the leftovers of whatever Joe Rogan had the night before — and in complete darkness. Suddenly your life ends when some plumber does this to you. Despite being surrounded by excrement, I would much rather spend my life as a tree in a toilet than to be forced to face-off with Brock Lesnar, Alistair Overeem — or any of the fighters on UFC’s roster.
The greatest thing about watching a UFC weigh-in live is watching Joe Rogan watch a UFC weigh-in live. Zombie00713 shares our same belief and that’s probably why he compiled this superb collection of some of Joe Rogan’s more extreme weigh-in staredown staredowns.