When I’m having a hard time falling asleep at night I like to think about being Elastigirl for a day and count all the new jiu-jitsu moves I could invent with the power of Elasticity. If I ever have a magical genie in a bottle give me a wish I will wish to have elasticity, a giant inflatable castle and Nate Diaz, Damarques Johnson and Anthony Pettis for just one weekend. I can’t even begin to count all the places my knee socks will go that weekend…
Frank Mir doesn’t care about my perverse elastic knee sock filled four way fantasy though, he just wants to count all the ways he can beat Mirko Cro Cop at UFC 119. In this promo clip from UFC.com, watch Frank Mir confidently count how many ways he can beat the only man that can pull off ‘right foot hospital, left foot cemetery’.
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