Doomsday is coming in 2013. NASA does not care that the Mayan calendar calls for the apocalypse on Dec 21, 2012. Not at all. NASA spits on the Mayan calendar and is calling for an apocalyptic-style war to reign down upon the earth via solar flares from the sun sometime in 2013. Apparently, some huge solar storm is expected to burn out the satellite and electrical systems of half the world in about three years. Damn, that sucks. Luckily though, Forrest Griffin has been practicing and preparing for the demise of our technologically dependent society and has written a book to help us all get through the apocalypse and learn to live like cavemen (and women) again. The book comes out August 17, 2010 so that gives us plenty of time to read up and master Forrest’s survival techniques before the sun cooks the insides of our iphones like grilled ham and cheese sandwiches.
According to Amazon.com, the book includes: “…actual survival tips, illustrations and photos of Forrest showing off his Wilderness…” I’m not sure what ‘showing off his wilderness’ means but it makes want to say, ‘BEEP!’ Here’s a sneak peek at the cover of Forrest’s book called ‘Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse’. [Source]